Q: What made the red man red?
A: He kissed a maid and started to blush and they have all been blushing since.
Q: Why does he ask you 'how'?
A: Once the Injun didn't know all the things that he know now. But the Injun he sure learn a lot, and it's all from asking 'how'.
Q: When did he first say 'ugh'?
A: When the first brave married squaw he gave out with a big 'ugh' when he saw his Mother-in-Law
A: When the first brave married squaw he gave out with a big 'ugh' when he saw his Mother-in-Law
"No matter what's been written or said, now you know why the red man's red!"
Alright, now that we have the foundation of an accurate history of the Red Man, lets get started!
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